Tuesday, August 2, 2011

She Hates to be Forward

Dear Madam,

Although you paid for it and only listed your address on the account, I am sorry we did not send your ex-boyfriend's annual pass to his new house after your break up.  We will continue to monitor your facebook relationship status so we can avoid this kind of problem in the future.  I am also very sorry he took your last postage stamp, thus preventing you from forwarding his pass two blocks down the street from you.

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