Friday, May 6, 2011

When They Won't Pay

Dear Madam,

I am sorry your you are upset that we will not upgrade your membership because your husband's company will not pay the difference in your membership dues.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Something something FREE something something = Gimmie

Dear Madam,

I am sorry you only read the words "free plush tiger" and assumed we would just give you one because you purchased something "for a friend."  Since there were only 10 words on the banner, I can understand how "all of those other words" got in the way of you understanding.