Dear Madam,
I am sorry you were upset over my reaction to you driving the wrong direction and nearly causing a head-on collision with me in our parking lot. In the future, I will refrain from politely pointing with my entire hand in the correct direction and mouthing the words, "this is one way."
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler! Translation: If a president sees beads on the ground, it means six more weeks of Lent.
Happy Mardi Gras!
Happy Mardi Gras!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Let Me Draw You a Map
Dear Madam,
I am sorry you thought, "Go downstairs, turn right and go through the last door on your right" meant, "Go downstairs, take a left and stick your head into the first door on your left to ask a random person where you are supposed to go next." That's why you couldn't find your class.
I am sorry you thought, "Go downstairs, turn right and go through the last door on your right" meant, "Go downstairs, take a left and stick your head into the first door on your left to ask a random person where you are supposed to go next." That's why you couldn't find your class.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Why Crawl When You Can Tow!
Dear Madam,
I am sorry you were unable to get into the driver's side of your car because the car next to you was parked too close to you. Calling the police and a tow truck to have the other car towed, however, is a bit more time consuming than opening your passenger side door and crawling over the seats.
I am sorry you were unable to get into the driver's side of your car because the car next to you was parked too close to you. Calling the police and a tow truck to have the other car towed, however, is a bit more time consuming than opening your passenger side door and crawling over the seats.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Well, I Have Been Working Out Lately...
Dear Madam,
Thank you for calling us from the crowded parking lot to demand I come out to "do something about it." I will be happy to stop answering your calls and stop helping others check out who will then move their cars out of spots so I can come bench press an SUV for you.
Thank you for calling us from the crowded parking lot to demand I come out to "do something about it." I will be happy to stop answering your calls and stop helping others check out who will then move their cars out of spots so I can come bench press an SUV for you.
Monday, February 1, 2010
It's a Party!
Dear Madam,
I am sorry our staff did not have the $1.50 soda machine refund for your daughter this weekend. Your reqeust for a "formal presentation" of the refund is an envelope in the pick up file with 6 quarters enclosed and her name written in green ink with a star over the "i" in her name. Please bring your camera and confetti.
I am sorry our staff did not have the $1.50 soda machine refund for your daughter this weekend. Your reqeust for a "formal presentation" of the refund is an envelope in the pick up file with 6 quarters enclosed and her name written in green ink with a star over the "i" in her name. Please bring your camera and confetti.
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