Sunday, March 4, 2012

Just a Quick Cuddle?

Dear Madam,
I am sorry but you will not be able to cuddle with one of the live bears.  I know they are "super cute" and "it would be, like, totally awesome" and that you have "seen people hold them on tv" but l would hate it if the wild animal ripped off your arm because that would involve a lot of paperwork for me.