Dear Madam,
I am sorry you do not understand our kids loyalty program. Thank you for cutting me off each time I tried to explain it to you. I am sorry you didn't read the email, nor the letter, nor the coupon, nor the website link we sent you within the first 3 weeks of registering for the program. Thank you for your response of "whatever, it just doesn't make any sense at all." I was beginning to think I was speaking to someone who had some sense.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
She Hates to be Forward
Dear Madam,
Although you paid for it and only listed your address on the account, I am sorry we did not send your ex-boyfriend's annual pass to his new house after your break up. We will continue to monitor your facebook relationship status so we can avoid this kind of problem in the future. I am also very sorry he took your last postage stamp, thus preventing you from forwarding his pass two blocks down the street from you.
Although you paid for it and only listed your address on the account, I am sorry we did not send your ex-boyfriend's annual pass to his new house after your break up. We will continue to monitor your facebook relationship status so we can avoid this kind of problem in the future. I am also very sorry he took your last postage stamp, thus preventing you from forwarding his pass two blocks down the street from you.
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