Me: Thank you for calling XXX, how may I help you?
Caller: Do you know the Bible?
Me: Yes mam, but I don't have it memorized.
Caller: Do you know the verse, "Tiki, tiki and he smote them?"
Me: I haven't heard that one.
Caller: But do you know what verse it is?
Me: No mam, I don't have the Bible memorized.
Caller: Is it in the new testament?
Me: I think it's somewhere in the middle.
Caller: Well, if you find it, call me back.
Me: Thy will be done.
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