Dear Madam,
I am sorry but I cannot give you a $93 discount on your season pass. Yes, I understand you "spent a lot of money already" but you were given lunch, a $10 coupon in the gift shop, free rides, enjoyed several of the attractions and paid the taxes in exchange for what you where charged but I can see how we should be able to run our business on an income of $45 per day.
Showing posts with label apology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apology. Show all posts
Monday, October 24, 2011
Where Would We Keep Them?
Dear Madam,
I am very sorry but we do not have panthers for sale nor do I know if you can pick one up on safari in Arizona.
I am very sorry but we do not have panthers for sale nor do I know if you can pick one up on safari in Arizona.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
It's a Pain in the Paper
Dear Sir,
Yes, I do understand it is a "huge inconvenience" to write your name and address on a piece of paper. Your tirade was especially appropriate in front of your 5 year-old child. I am sorry the inconvenience made you storm out of our office but thank you for opening the door to stick your head in and tell us what a "pain in the butt" it is to fill out paperwork. I'll make sure to document the incident...on paper.
Yes, I do understand it is a "huge inconvenience" to write your name and address on a piece of paper. Your tirade was especially appropriate in front of your 5 year-old child. I am sorry the inconvenience made you storm out of our office but thank you for opening the door to stick your head in and tell us what a "pain in the butt" it is to fill out paperwork. I'll make sure to document the incident...on paper.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The Postman Only Rings Once...at Your Neighbor's House
Dear Madam,
I am sorry the post office put your renewal notice into your neighbor's mailbox by mistake. Yes, we had the correct address in our database but we certainly should have hand delivered it to you so you didn't "have to suffer the embarrassment of having [your] neighbor think [you] don't pay your bills on time because [you] always pay [your] bills on time and receive enough mail already to be humiliated like this."
I am sorry the post office put your renewal notice into your neighbor's mailbox by mistake. Yes, we had the correct address in our database but we certainly should have hand delivered it to you so you didn't "have to suffer the embarrassment of having [your] neighbor think [you] don't pay your bills on time because [you] always pay [your] bills on time and receive enough mail already to be humiliated like this."
Monday, July 11, 2011
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Well, I Have Been Working Out Lately...
Dear Madam,
Thank you for calling us from the crowded parking lot to demand I come out to "do something about it." I will be happy to stop answering your calls and stop helping others check out who will then move their cars out of spots so I can come bench press an SUV for you.
Thank you for calling us from the crowded parking lot to demand I come out to "do something about it." I will be happy to stop answering your calls and stop helping others check out who will then move their cars out of spots so I can come bench press an SUV for you.
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