Showing posts with label parking lot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parking lot. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Why Crawl When You Can Tow!

Dear Madam,
I am sorry you were unable to get into the driver's side of your car because the car next to you was parked too close to you. Calling the police and a tow truck to have the other car towed, however, is a bit more time consuming than opening your passenger side door and crawling over the seats.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Well, I Have Been Working Out Lately...

Dear Madam,
Thank you for calling us from the crowded parking lot to demand I come out to "do something about it." I will be happy to stop answering your calls and stop helping others check out who will then move their cars out of spots so I can come bench press an SUV for you.